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did you get unpacked yet? It’s been three months right? do I need to send my scary pa over?

I LOCATED MY POTS! I knew I had more. I think there's like three small boxes of random junk but like, my place is so small I have no where to put them. Does your scary PA wanna come and see where they can go?

she’s better at breaking things than finding jokes for them. She might just tell you to throw them out

homes. Not jokes.

Hey, there's some stuff she could totally find a joke about. I think I still have some troll dolls. Maybe that's what I need. Someone to just tell me to dump the shit I barely even remember why I still have.

I never had troll dolls 😟 be sad for me. Have you tried the sparking joy technique? I don’t know how it works, really. I like my stuff too much to let it go.

DO YOU WANNA SANDY LOU THE SAND PRINCESS? She has a heart gem in her belly.

But no. I'm kinda similar, in that I will think I need it or remember who gave me it or just think it's stupidly adorable and that's joyful.

right? I mean there are probably somethings I could get rid of but also I don’t want to. I feel like I should save them for when I’m all poor and old and need to cash in on my old fame by selling things to collectors.

also yes please

Oh please, you'll be raking in the royalties for years. Cult classics will emerge and you'll never need to worry. But consider Sandy Lou yours. Yes! One thing less! Look at me, maybe I can give my random stuff to people.

i guess I shouldn’t replace it with something of mine in trade...

That feels like it defeats the purpose... But what do you got in mind???

totally defeats the purpose but I found two tamagotchis if you wanted one?

OMG YES. Jeez I remember when those were like the SHIT. I think I had like nine at one time.

these were ones my sister and I smuggled off the set of a movie we were on.

Oh, so it's even got some movie magic background. Man, the only things I can ever smuggle are fake weapons.

I have tons of stuff I took. Nothing like an entire suit but I have a whole room of stuff. Fake weapons are cool though. My dream sword definitely isn’t fake. I think I dreamed like a code word but I don’t wanna try it alone in case it goes wrong. When we’re done filming you want to rest it with me?

test. My fingers are not cooperating today.

I was so close to stealing a motorcycle one time, but it was lo-jacked. You know me though, I'm always up for fun with swords. Clarissa (one of my usual stunt team) is doing this historical thing in a couple months, we've been practising some sword play for her. I can make sure you don't stab yourself.

thanks. But I mean I think my sword is magic and it has an on switch and that makes it magic.

A vibrator has an on switch... I don't think that makes it magic. The secret code word probably does.

don’t compare my sword to a sex toy. Though I do like a woman who can handle a blade

that sounded worse than I meant it to

you know what I mean

Oh, I know what you meant. My sass is less evident in text.

I can see you raising your eyebrows at me already 😳

There's a shoulder shimmy in there too, some wink wink nudge nudge.

stop it 😛

This derailed so fast! But yes! Swordplay and tamigotchi! Yeah I can't type swordplay without putting a little eyebrow wag in there.

you’re terrible lol

But also adorable.

😲 did you just call yourself adorable?

If I don't, who will?

I might have done.

Okay, but it's a sacred duty. It's very important. It's all that keeps me going.

how many times a day do you need to be called adorable? And will cute do as a substitute?

Twice. And I can accept cute, sweet and ridiculous with an affectionate tone.

I’ve taken a screenshot so I won’t forget 😛

❤️ You are the best.

Your friendship standard bar is super low. Are you all packed, ready to go and stuff?

I figure it's easier that way. I just gotta get my toiletries sorted and I think I'm good. Pretty sure I will need all the sunscreen there ever was.

definitely, I’ve grabbed an extra one of those spray bottle fan things for you, since I think we’ll be needing to ~mist and cool down.

Oh thanks! Yeah, I am betting on that one for sure. Are you taking extra days? I booked an extra week at the hotel. I am not going to the Bahamas and just working.

Yeah, Nebula booked an extra week too, I told her that she deserves some time off too.

We can totally hang out at the pool, go surfing. have silly coconut drinks!

It’d be nice for her not to worry about me getting into trouble alone 😉

Yes, so she'll either be comforted that you're getting into trouble with me, or be pulling both of our asses out of trouble!

Either way she’s still getting paid for the week of holiday. Hopefully she can find something out there to help her unwind a bit too.

Maybe a crime she can break up, or some heads she can bust? It sounds like she has a very intense chill out vibe.

I think she definitely does.

We are going to have the best time.

:star_struck:

we are.