(1) Someone was actually at work last night and actually went home on time, thank you very much.
(2) ..and okay so maybe there was a few drinks. At home. In bed. By myself. No frat boys, promise.
(3) If the heating doesn't work, we dress in layers. Oh god, we have a shitty apartment don't we? I knew I should have actually done more than a glance at the place... I just really liked how cheap it was.