Tweak

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Tweak says, "yeah, he's a total dork"

captainpoppins (captainpoppins) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2019-06-12 14:42:00

Entry tags:

peter quill (star-lord), yondu udonta

Texts for Peter
>>Hey kid. You spendin' the night here or you gonna be with one of your 'booty calls'?

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	betterthanhoff 2019-06-12 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	(1) I go where my penis leads me. Do not try to control it, lord knows I've never learned how. (2) Why? Do you need privacy for your freaky sex things? FYI -- whipped cream can unbalance the delicate vajayjay ph level, so play safe. Yeast infections are no one's friend. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captainpoppins 2019-06-17 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	>>~~Ain't that the truth~~I ain't interested. Just checkin' where you were at for the evenin'. >>QUILL! WHY YOU GOTTA SAY STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT.~~now I have mental images~~ >>Also, what's my business is mine. And it ain't that ~~exactly~~. Just do me a favor and be you elsewhere for the night? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betterthanhoff 2019-06-18 05:04 am UTC (link)
	(1) Geez, calm down before you give yourself a heart attack. You want me gone, I'm gone. And if I come back, I'll just set my tent up in the backyard. Chillllllll. (2) Just remember: senior citizens are at the highest risk of getting an STD. Wrap it up. I have condoms in my room. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captainpoppins 2019-06-21 03:07 am UTC (link)
	>>Tent? What are you, five? >>Honest to God don't know where you get this shit >>Pretty sure they're too small for me ha! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betterthanhoff 2019-06-21 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	(1) You're just jealous because there's gonna be a big sign that says "No Yondus!" (2) and ew. I mean, i know i started this but you old man, you ended it. I don't wanna picture your elephant cock. (Reply to this) (Parent)