captainpoppins (captainpoppins) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2019-04-01 21:18:00 |
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Entry tags: | yondu udonta |
(Earlier today) Voicemail to Peter
Yondu was ready to break his phone - a phone full of kitten icons instead of his regular phone icons which meant it had taken him TEN MINUTES to find the call button after opening app after app - he was so mad. He knew he'd gotten in his April Fools Day pranks in early - having snuck around the house last night to add some cream cheese surprise to Peter's deodorant and saran wrap his toilet and add some monster bubble wrap to the floor rug by his bed. But he hadn't thought Peter had one upped him and gotten to his truck at some point to plant a bunch of realistic looking fake snakes that fell down from his visor when he went to get his sunglasses. He hadn't yelled out in temporary panic. Nope. No witnesses to that.
Or turn all his phone icons into cat images. Is this what he got for no longer having to lock his bedroom door now that Peter knew he was an alien?
The phone went to voicemail and Yondu glared at his house. Peter was lucky he hadn't charged back in there and threatened him with his Yaka arrow. Snarling, he hollered into the phone, "BOY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU WANNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK WITH THESE DAMN SNAKES?! AN' WHAT'S THIS WITH MY PHONE? YOU BETTER CHANGE IT ALL BACK OR YOU'LL BE SORRY!"