Mischief Night [Lydia Martin, Sam Merlotte, Logan Echolls, James Potter]
Soldiers of Mischief Night, you will be expected to meet at [Address] at 2300 Hours. Bring your cell phone, four D batteries, raspberry-lime seltzer water, silly string, clothes you don't mind getting messy, and snacks to power you through to the wee hours. I will supply the rest.