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Qrow Branwen is a bad luck charm (scareqrow) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2018-10-29 15:38:00

Entry tags:

qrow branwen, ruby rose, taiyang xiao long, yang xiao long

Texts meant for a UC:Irvine colleague end up going to the Rose/Xiao Long family

>>[A bunch of indiscernible gibberish]
>>[More gibberish and a couple of random emojis]
>>Elephant
>>[More random emojis]
>>ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>>[More gibberish with an exclamation point]
>>I’M TRAPPED IN THE ELEVATOR GODDAMMIT!

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	ember_celica 2018-10-29 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	>> ELEPHANT (Reply to this) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-29 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	>>Well, at least something got thrown >>Thoroughbred >>THROUGH, at least something got THROUGH >>Is this what your dad feels like when he texts?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ember_celica 2018-10-29 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	>> Bold of you to assume he's even this competent at texting! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-29 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	>>Good point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ember_celica 2018-10-29 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	>> I only make the best ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 01:23 am UTC (link)
	>>That being said, though. >>Still trapped in the electrogensis >>Ellipses >>[Random emoji] >>Elevator! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ember_celica 2018-10-30 01:39 am UTC (link)
	>> Do we need to save you from the ellipses? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 03:36 am UTC (link)
	>>Well... >>Maybe? >>Only, I'm not sure what floor I'm on anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ember_celica 2018-10-30 03:44 am UTC (link)
	>> Try not to pry the doors open, don't wanna get disarmed! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 03:46 am UTC (link)
	>>You're father is already trying to murder me with puns (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ember_celica 2018-10-30 03:48 am UTC (link)
	>> It's been a punny day (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 03:52 am UTC (link)
	>>More so than usual, maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eyesofsilver 2018-10-30 01:33 am UTC (link)
	>>Um >>Are you okay? >>Why are you stuck in an elevator? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 03:32 am UTC (link)
	>>I'm fine, Ruby >>I can't really tell you the why >>Just that the elevator doors refuse to open >>And the alarm button doesn't seem to be working right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesofsilver 2018-10-30 03:46 am UTC (link)
	>>That's weird >>But it seems like technology is being weird >>Based on what people are saying >>So at least its not just you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 03:48 am UTC (link)
	>>That's true, I suppose. >>still obnoxious as helium >>Helotoses >>Hell (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesofsilver 2018-10-30 03:50 am UTC (link)
	>>Helium can be annoying! >>And loud when the balloon pops >>Not the point >>Do you need help? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 03:51 am UTC (link)
	>>I'm trying to get your dad to come down and help >>But I think he may be laughing too hard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesofsilver 2018-10-30 03:53 am UTC (link)
	>>I bet I can come up with something that might help >>If you need it >>Unless it also goes weird because of whatever is going on >>I can still try though! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 03:54 am UTC (link)
	>>Has anything electronic gone weird on you yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesofsilver 2018-10-30 03:55 am UTC (link)
	>>Nope! >>Technology still likes me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 03:59 am UTC (link)
	>>Then yes >>If you think you can come up with something >>Please, please do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesofsilver 2018-10-30 04:02 am UTC (link)
	>>Okay >>I'm on the case! >>I'll be at the university in a bit! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 04:03 am UTC (link)
	>>Thanks, Kiddo. >>I'll owe you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesofsilver 2018-10-30 04:08 am UTC (link)
	>> It's no problem >> We're family <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 04:09 am UTC (link)
	>>Your dads coming too. >>Between the two of you, I know you'll think of something. ~~Hopefully~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	taidyed 2018-10-30 02:54 am UTC (link)
	>> Boogaloo?! >> HA HA HA HA >> Who the hell uses boogaloo nowadays? >> HA HA HA HA >> Oh man, I really needed that laugh. >> Thanks, Qrow's broken elevator, >> For picking me up when I was down. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 03:35 am UTC (link)
	~~Jesus Christ...~~ >>Do you think you can stop laughing long enough to come down here and use that brawn of yours to get me out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taidyed 2018-10-30 03:38 am UTC (link)
	>> A Branwen asking for muscle help? >> I'm floored. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 03:45 am UTC (link)
	>>"Branwen" is Welsh for blessed bird, jackass >>And don't you fucking date!! >>DARE! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taidyed 2018-10-30 03:54 am UTC (link)
	>> Wow. >> Are you insulting me or asking for help? >> Because if you think I'm gonna help you fly the coop while you're flipping me the bird, >> You'll be wrong on many levels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 03:58 am UTC (link)
	>>Tai. >>I'm trying to be very patient here >>But I've been stuck for almost two hours >>I'm hungry >>And I'm out of whiskey >>I swear to god, if you keep up with the bird puns >>Or elevator puns >>I will mishapen you in your sleep. >>Malform >>[Gibberish] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taidyed 2018-10-30 04:06 am UTC (link)
	>> Yeah, yeah. >> I'm already on campus anyway. >> Why are you always such a downer? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 04:08 am UTC (link)
	>>Right now I'm actually on my way up. >>Again. >>I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taidyed 2018-10-30 04:10 am UTC (link)
	>> Oh yeah? >> Sounds like today's been a bit of a roller coaster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-10-30 04:25 am UTC (link)
	>>All ups and downs (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taidyed 2018-10-30 04:33 am UTC (link)
	>> Seems like it's really pushing your buttons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-11-01 03:27 am UTC (link)
	>>Right now you are pushing my buffoons. >>BUTTONS (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taidyed 2018-11-01 03:32 am UTC (link)
	>> Is that really the way to thank someone who's coming over to give you a lift? >> And another thing >> Can't you just climb out the top? >> Or if you're not feeling up to it, there's always flying out instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-11-01 03:35 am UTC (link)
	>>Yeah. >>Alright. >>Thank you, Tai. >>I did try climbing out the top >>I got the little hatch open and was about to climb out, but then it slammed down on my fingers >>And even if I did fly out, where the hell am I supposed to go? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taidyed 2018-11-01 03:53 am UTC (link)
	>> Open the doors on a different floor >> Duh. >> But if you do end up dying before I get there >> At least you can try to press the "up" button. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-11-01 03:56 am UTC (link)
	>>Have you ever tried prying elevator doors open? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taidyed 2018-11-01 04:29 am UTC (link)
	>> Have you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scareqrow 2018-11-01 04:34 am UTC (link)
	>>Not lately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taidyed 2018-11-02 03:11 am UTC (link)
	>> Then it'll totally be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent)