This week was quite interesting, if I do say so myself! Just this past Tuesday, football star Chase Stein was seen leaving an upscale nightclub in the arms of a handsome young man. The identity of his suitor appears to be a fitness instructor named Nine, but I assure you, dear readers, that they were seen tearing each others' clothing off as they got into a cab!
In other news, I've obtained evidence that the wife of notable Countess Lara Croft has been engaged in a heated affair with her employer, local bar owner Logan Howlett.
Speaking of Mr. Howlett, I have it on good authority that he is actually the baby daddy of dear Alice Liddell's child!
In other baby news, I have proof that architect Elsa Arendelle (sister of actress Anna Arendelle) had a secret love child with trans model and actress Ozma, made complicated by the fact that Miss Arendelle was seen in the arms of Hollywood superstar Thomas Raith and has been tied to several others.
Honestly, everyone is screwing everyone but that's Hollywood for you!
I also have some juicy tidbits about what exactly happened with Miss Isabela and her unfortunately fried yacht. It has come to my attention that the ship sank after a dispute with a drug smuggler over payment!
And just because I like to tease, I've been working on a scoop about a local heiress. I can't say too much about it, but when it drops it will be a hell of a bomb.