Rita is a nosy fucker. (acidink) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2017-12-23 23:18:00 |
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Well well, it has been such a long time, hasn’t it folks? Rest assured, my probation is finally over and I’ve returned to grace you all with all the latest gossip.And this time I’ll expose the alien conspiracy that has plagued Orange County-
Olympic Medalist Pyrrha Nikos arrived in the OC recently. While she claims to be in the country to train up from an injury, my sources say she’s engaged in a torrid love affair with an older woman, our very own proprietor of ancient relics, Diana Prince.
And who was the man seen giving tongue to singer Michael Glass in the snow? I’m still fanning myself, these exclusive pictures are hot enough to melt that snow!
Speaking of illicit affairs. Rising star Alice Liddell has been seen in the company of quite a collection of older men. Methinks someone has some daddy issues!
Ten blurry photos of Alice with various men, some of whom she was only tangentially near and one of which is actually her father. One photo appears to be taken in a restaurant and very naughty things are happening, oh my!
But it gets even juicier than that! I’ve got eyes and ears all over the place, and dear readers, our tarnished star is pregnant!
A blurry video of Alice coming out of a clinic with Logan
So many questions! Will she keep the child? Who’s the daddy?
We’ll have the answers for you soon!
In the meantime, I’ll leave you with a few other questions to chew on.
Such as what exactly happened in an elevator between rival CEOs Lena Luther and Asami Sato, and what kind of 'mergers' they’ve been getting up to since then?
Rest assured, I will get to the bottom of that, too!
~Ta!
(ooc: if you want your character involved in a future scandal for these kind of posts, email snipe!)