[Agency-wide message + The Magic Guild]
Wow, crazy weather we had yesterday, huh. And I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting real tired of those assholes out there.
Annnyywhhooo, I lost something yesterday and I'm gonna need someone to do a tracking spell for me asap. I'm sure someone can find like an hour to drop everything to help me out. That, or I'm just gonna pick someone at random. Your guys' choice.