>> Funny, I don't know a single Freemason joke. >> Besides that one now.
>> A woman gets on a bus with her baby. >> The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” >> The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. >> She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” >> The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”