fightmybattles (fightmybattles) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2017-03-09 13:09:00 |
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Entry tags: | anne mauricia, constance bonacieux |
>> So, how goes the hotel?
>> No bed bugs I hope?
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>> Well, the bed is fine
>> But the ‘ensuite’ turned out to be a shower cubicle in the middle of the room
>> And a sink...
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>> You're joking!
>> It was meant to be a private en suite!
>> What about the toilet?
>> There is a toilet, right?
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>> I wish I was joking
>> I have no idea what their version of ensuite is but it ain’t mine
>> I cannot locate a toilet
>> I need to ask reception
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>> That's ridiculous!
>> Is there nothing in the room to say where it is?
>> Worst case scenario, you could always use the shower? ;-)
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>> Nope nothing
>> Don’t think it hasn’t crossed my mind
>> There’s bugger all plug sockets in here either
>> Let’s see what they have to say about it
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>> Don't know what you'll do if you need to do more than...well, yknow :-/
>> So far it's not sounding great, can't wait to read your review
>> I guess the ferocity of your review depends on how your phone call goes!
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>> Sink is a little high ;)
>> Well I spoke to them
>> The toilet is on the floor below
>> With no signs or anything
>> Looks like I will be using the shower
>> There’s no way I’m going a floor below in my pyjama’s in the middle of the night
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>> That's appealing!
>> Definitely not an en suite!
>> They really need to stop using that phrase when advertising
>> I can't wait to read your review of this one!
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>> Definitely not
>> Absolutely misleading if not an outright lie
>> Oh it’ll be fun
>> I’m going to roast them alive
>> At least we know now that despite claiming to be a 4 star place they aren’t any competition at all
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>> Doesn't even sound like a 2star!
>> One off the list
>> We’ll have to see where to try out next!
>> Thanks for doing this Constance :-)
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>> Not at all
>> Yep, each time it makes me feel much more confident about our hotel
>> Oh that’s okay
>> It’s all quite good fun really :)
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>> Well we need to stay on top of our, so called, competition ;-)