ʙɪʀᴋʜᴏғғ (shadowhack) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2017-03-07 23:34:00 |
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Entry tags: | nick wilde, seymour birkhoff |
Birkhoff: Dude.
Birkhoff: Re-freezing melted ice-poles is fucking stupid.
Birkhoff: Did you water these down with anything?
Nick: Uh. What?
Nick: Why does it matter?
Nick: But no?
Nick: Also who is this?
Birkhoff: Because consistency man.
Birkhoff: These are just icy chunks of syrup at this point.
Birkhoff: It’s Birkhoff.
Birkhoff: Don’t ask.
Nick: Well, I guess I should have guessed that
Nick: But I didn’t think about it
Nick: Actually, I’m still not sure how I would have guessed that
Nick: It worked in the dreams??
Birkhoff: Do you regularly get messages from people asking about popsicles?
Birkhoff: It just worked? It can’t just work.
Birkhoff: Do you know how many Sex on the Beach’s I’ve had to make?
Nick: No
Nick: I don’t usually get messages about this
Nick: Except from David
Nick: But I have him in my phone already
Nick: Yes, it just worked. We went into the Tundra part of Zootopia
Nick: I have no idea
Birkhoff: Whatever.
Birkhoff: Popsicles are a problem.
Birkhoff: And getting this crap working is doing my head in.
Birkhoff: Seriously, so much ice and syrup.
Birkhoff: I’m drunk and I’ve got brain freeze.
Nick: You’re the one that did it to yourself
Nick: No one told you to do it
Nick: Sounds like a mix of fun and terror
Birkhoff: No one tells me to do these things to myself
Birkhoff: My brain decides we must find out the answers
Birkhoff: The answers are never fun
Birkhoff: This is what network insanity does to me.
Nick: It drives you to drinking and brain freeze?
Nick: I mean, I guess that works
Nick: Are you going to survive?
Birkhoff: Well, the network would drive anyone to drinking.
Birkhoff: Brain freeze probably not so much.
Birkhoff: Possibly. I’ve at least moved on to remedies for brain freeze
Birkhoff: Instead of popsicle economics. So progress.
Nick: That’s probably a good thing
Nick: The remedies for brain freeze
Nick: Not so much the being driven to drink part
Birkhoff: The important thing is that my liver is a fighter.
Birkhoff: But I warn you, I will attempt more experiments with ice if you pass comment on them.
Birkhoff: So please don’t.
Nick: Good on your liver
Nick: Comment on what?
Birkhoff: Good on you.
Birkhoff: I’m going to go pass out now.