>> Holy balls, dudettes >> Those >> Uh, those texts? >> Yeah, that wasn't me >> I got abducted by a fae who decided it was a good idea to impersonate me and mess everything up with her piss-poor social skills
>> Just deleted a bunch of selfies bitchface took with my face >> Cleansed my wardrobe >> Read through all the damage she did via texts >> Did you manage to get the blood out of the grout?? >> I'll go at it with bleach and a tooth brush if I have to
>> There's a walking stick in my room >> Don't touch it unless you want to be the overlord of forest nymphs and wood sprites and battle for love and justice like a magical anime girl, or whatever >> Do you need me to get your recovering hiney anything while I'm out? >> I'm also never going to another Walgreens ever again, btw >> CVS has my business 5eva