You may wear a hat with antlers if you choose, but Kitty and Pete will both laugh at you. I personally enjoy wearing my little felt top hat, but that's my 'nutters club' membership hat. I think the clubs aught to merge, really.
Not really having a party, no. Honestly, I'm stuck in bed resting from utter exhaustion stemming from completely other issues. Mainly I'm using my sense of humour to keep myself from going insane.
In all seriousness, I'm glad that you messaged me. If you're going to call yourself a distraction, I'd say you were an extremely pleasant and appreciated one.