[Text Messages to Lexi] >> You were right >> (What else is new?) >> Ended up attacking a waitress >> She's all right, but I'm confining myself to my room >> Until I can get this under control
[Text Messages to Caroline] >> I hit a rough patch >> Thought I'd let you know >> You're my DreamFuckery go-to >> Long story short, I attacked a waitress >> And have put myself on house arrest
[Text Messages to Dean] >> I need to miss a few days of work >> So I don't lose control and kill someone >> I'm sure you understand? >> I'm sorry for the inconvenience