See, now I really think you'd be a fabulous fit at the magazine.
Most likely all his female colleagues play it for him repeatedly. I'm surprised he hasn't quietly left the Globe. He still writes for their sports. Not entirely surprising.
There's still a niche for it, those health fads and the 'get slim quick' for the look conscious but lazy types. Unfortunately, it still sells, so the publishers push it.
Speaking of cats eyes, wait til you meet mine. Not my cat eyes, I can't pull off that look. Just my cat in general.