Well it's a good think you're not living in New York anymore. The tin hat wearing lunatics are few and far between. People really should learn to find out the facts, not just take what's spoon fed to them by popular media.
I'm a bad bad person. I'm sorry. Not that your job offer isn't amazing, I just want to do a little more with newspapers before I head over to your magazine. You understand, don't you?
What I would like to do is right special pieces for you, if you'll have me?