Charming's all talk and all gooey center. I'm surprised he knew how to punch.
I don't really know if this place would accept 'The Underworld' as a location of birthplace on a birth certificate but, hm, what do I know. As for a plan, it'll involve improvising. I'm sure I'll have a more succinct idea of what when I get some sleep, but it may involve your doting significant other.
If...that's alright with you. I don't want to keep him far from you too long.