-Hey. -So it's been awhile since we've talked. -A long while.
-I'm sure you've moved on to bigger, better things. -Greener pastures.
-You probably have a whole family now. -New house. -A dog. -A successful Squirrel grooming business.
-But if you could find it in your heart to hit up an old friend. -Old by like, a whole month or so. -Did you want to do a thing? Like... I don't know. -See a movie about a dude on Mars?