>> Oh, yeah >> I'll be fine >> It'll probably be something sad and heartfelt for the first five minutes >> Then the next hour we'll be screaming at each other in two languages for various reasons >> Then after that's out of our system dad's gonna break out the vodka and insist we play a stupid board game >> Meanwhile, mom will forget that I hate crabcakes but make them anyway to munch on while we bicker over game rules >> My family's weird