Police are investigating the brutal beating of a man during a candy store robbery. A witness who found the scene described blood on the floor. Smeared in blood on the wall was a clownish smile, several stylized bats, and the words 'I left him gift-wrapped for the batbrats.'
In a related story, anonymous tipsters have supplied this station and police with pictures detailing child abuse by the candy store owner.
Police have stated they are looking for two women of indeterminate height, who were wearing horse masks. The robbers used the storm as cover, and were driving a red sports car.