Dick Greyson (nightwinging_it) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2012-07-25 13:30:00 |
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Emergency Memo: Wayne Corp Employees
From: Richard Grayson
Attn: All Wayne Corp Employees
CC: Lucius Fox, Bruce Wayne
Subject: Furry Invaders
Our Recent Invasion:
While the proper authorities have been called regarding corralling and removing the deluge of small furry creatures that have invaded the building, please please keep in mind the following guidelines should you encounter one, or more, of these ...things.
1. Remove all small fuzzy creatures to Conference Rooms 13 A, B,and C. All of these rooms have been designated as the official gathering place for our furry "friends", where they will meet with pest control.
2. Should anyone desire to KEEP one of these things, be aware that you will be requested and required to treat it like any other pet. In other words, please take your animal home or remove it to somewhere else until you can take it home. Somewhere else does not include the following places:
Your Desk
Your Cubicle
Your Office
The Plastic Plants OR Real Plants In The Lobby
The Restrooms
Your Car (Unless Removed Off The Property)
Anywhere On Your Person Including Inside Any And All Articles Of Clothing And/Or Body Parts
Any Other Places On This Property Not Specifically Mentioned At This Time.
3. Do Not Panic And Simply Remove The Animals To Above Mentioned Gathering Place.
4. If You Do Not Wish To Gather Up Said Animals Yourself, Please Alert Another Member Of Staff To Come And Do This For You.
Vending/Beverage Machines:
All Vending/Beverage And Other Machines on the property and Wayne Corp Campus have been temporarily shut down pending removal of the Furred Menace/Repairs of Said Machines. In These Desperate Times, those of you needing coffee/caffeinated beverages of any sort, can report to me outside of Mr. Wayne's office, and I will be happy to provide you with one serving of the instant product of your choice. This stands as a first come/first served offer and is limited to one per employee, so please consider your needs now.
If you end up with a coffee covered creature, please remove it to the meeting room, and come to me for an instant replacement of your choice.
Together, we can defeat this!
-Dick Grayson