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Pointed ears? Are they elves? Is it your kingdom?
Right, mine. They were alarming but I can't put my finger on why. I'm a solicitor from England, about to be married, and I travel to Transylvania to help this count with a real estate transaction. Pretty standard except this old woman stopped me on the way and gave me a crucifix, I guess, for reasons. My dream self's reaction was along the lines of 'whatever.'