Anders (crazycatman) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2015-03-16 10:29:00 |
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On the envelope, along with their addresses, is doodle of a kitten playing with a giant ball of yarn and this stamp. In the margins of the letter itself are various doodles of cats, including one, on the second page, of a cat shooting laser beams at a bunch of dogs.
My dearest Tink,
I haven't written a letter in forever. But look, I bought stamps and everything. Look at that little kitten. He's so cute. Not as cute as Sir Pounce-A-Lot, of course, who I think would have made a much better stamp kitty, but that's neither here nor there. But I bet your new cat will be cuter than Stampy the kitten too.
There was a boy who grew up in my orphanage named Karl, and we used to pass notes all the time in "class". The nuns would get so angry when they'd catch us, which really only made us want to do it more. Because have you ever seen an angry nun? They're hilarious. A little terrifying, but mostly hilarious.
You're not a girly-girl? I would have never thought. [Winking kitten] But that's okay, I'd take you over a girly-girl any day of the week.
I'm writing this at work right now. It's making it very hard to write. I keep getting called away to go do doctory stuff. Can't they see I'm clearly doing very important paperwork?
Well, as you know, I haven't played many video games. I do like Super Smash Bros more than Mario, because if I hit the buttons hard enough, sometimes I actually beat someone. With Mario I just keep jumping into pits or getting killed by those stupid brown mushroom things. I was rather fond of hide-and-seek when I was a kid though. Especially when I was playing it with the nuns. Granted, they never knew that we were playing hide-and-seek, but I think that just made it more fun.
Well. You wanted to know what my doctor writing looks like, so here goes. [Following is a page of completely illegible chicken-scratch. Should she be able to decipher it, she'll find an itinerary of what Anders assumes Sir Pounce-A-Lot gets up to when he's not home. It involves napping, opening the fridge, and the occassional laser-gun fight with the Evil League of Evil Dogs, Sir Pounce-A-Lot's arch enemies.]
Yours Completely,
Anders