I sincerely doubt that. I've had my fair share of training. But I'd really just like to have this meeting without a whole fat lot of let me prove you wrong, if we can. I really don't want to deal with a fucking meeting gone wrong, since you're the one who seems to want to so badly.
Are you certain we can't set up a secure connection and you transfer a .pdf? Which is one of those things that I know about. Because I'm typing this out with very poundy fingers, on this amazing contraption known as a computer. Keyboards hate me. I hate them back. It's bloody mutual.
Actually? Why is it that you want to meet face to face so soon, after everything that's gone on with you. I'm starting to find that to be really bloody suspect, to be perfectly honest.