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Tweak says, "uncle johnny made my dress!"

Kol Mikaelson (theoriginaljerk) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2014-06-03 23:29:00

Entry tags:

damon salvatore, elena gilbert, katherine pierce, kol mikaelson, tatia petrova

[Texts to Tatia Petrova]

>>So what did your dad think about me?
>>I mean I'd like to think the dinner went okay.
>>Did it?
>>Go okay mean.

[Texts to Damon]

>>Other than the suit and planning the stag party, what do you need me to do?
>>I assume Funshine bear has everything taken care of, but is there anything you need?
>>Get away care in case you get cold feet? ;)

[Texts to Elena]

>>Lennnna. Lennnnnnakins
>>Hi.

[Katherine]

>>~~Hey slutwaffle~~
>>So, we should call a truce. For Elena's wedding.
>>I don't like you. I'll never like you.
>>But Elena and Damon deserve a wonderful day without any hostility from members of the wedding party.
>>So...truce?

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	iamasurvivor 2014-06-04 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	>>~~You can kiss my fine ass~~ >>~~No way in hell.~~ >>Feelings millions of times mutual Kol, sweetie. >>~~You can take your truce and shove it up-~~ >>Sure, of course. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theoriginaljerk 2014-06-06 04:47 am UTC (link)
	>>Shouldn't have used my brother, Princess. >>Good. For Elena and Damon. Then we can go back to hating each other and hoping the other gets hit by a bus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamasurvivor 2014-06-06 12:18 pm UTC (link)
	>>For you, I pray it is two trains. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginaljerk 2014-06-08 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	>>Three trains for you, sweetness. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	flipstheswitch 2014-06-05 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	>> I got this thing under control - I think >> I was going to say that you could help write these vows, but ... I guess you can't do that. >> I suck at this. >> I could use a drink. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theoriginaljerk 2014-06-06 04:48 am UTC (link)
	>>Write about how she is your muse, your inspiration and shit. >>You know the corny shit that would usually gets you laid >>Okay, we will get drinks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2014-06-06 05:08 am UTC (link)
	>> Cheesy word vomit will not do. >> I get laid without that. >> Many of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginaljerk 2014-06-08 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	>>Just speak from the heart, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2014-06-09 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	>> So, I am supposed to rip myself open and hope I don't leave too much blood on the altar. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ogpetrova 2014-06-06 12:18 am UTC (link)
	» The dinner went over fine. » He liked you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theoriginaljerk 2014-06-06 04:49 am UTC (link)
	>>Really? >>Good. I'm glad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ogpetrova 2014-06-08 10:58 am UTC (link)
	» I knew it would go fine. » Although this might mean more family dinners. » If you're okay with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginaljerk 2014-06-08 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	>>Of course I am. >>I want him to like me. >>I'll give him NBA tickets on the nights I do ESPN coverage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ogpetrova 2014-06-08 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	» You guys seem to be off to a good start. » Now that, he'll definitely like. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theheartofme 2014-06-06 03:00 am UTC (link)
	»Hi. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theoriginaljerk 2014-06-06 04:49 am UTC (link)
	>>Lenakins, I love you lots! >>Take care of my Damon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theheartofme 2014-06-06 06:05 am UTC (link)
	»I think you mean my Damon. He's always been mine. Always will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginaljerk 2014-06-08 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	>>Nooo, he's mine. >>My best friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theheartofme 2014-06-09 02:21 am UTC (link)
	»But my soon husband. (Reply to this) (Parent)