Hello! I thought maybe I would write you this way instead of those pesky text messages. I haven't done any correspondence in ages. I should write my aunt Ivri! Maybe I'll do that, tomorrow. And I'll pester Boromir and Faramir, at some point or other. Because boobies.
I went for a nice sail out to Catalina Island, got back into port, and what is this fantastic news about boys turning into girls and girls turning into boys? Are you one of the girls now? If so, that is fabulous and adorable. Please let me know if you need help with all of your girl body needs, because I willingly volunteer to do your hair, makeup, and give you stylish fashion tips. <3
If not, then I assure you that you look very man sexy anyway. Boromir must really like that about you. ;)