You don't really need to give me a blonde chainsmoking secretary. It would result in a lawsuit. I'd be trying to suck up all the secondhand smoke she exhaled and it would qualify as harassment if my lips were that close to her face.
I've had a few run ins with them and they're a right pain in the arse. Which is why I'd like to dive into this as well. I'll be on call in the meantime, ready to go. Not a problem in the least.