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Tauriel isn't having any of your bullshit (forest_warrior) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2014-04-21 15:20:00

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kili, tauriel

Text to Kili
>> Hello!
>> How was your Easter?
>> Did you have a gigantic feast?
>> Were there walnuts?

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	_kili_ 2014-04-21 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	>> Hello and Happy late Easter to you! >> It was relatively painless! >> We had a HUGE supper and made a fine mess and eventually got round to picking it all up which was the painful part. >> There was walnuts! My mother made cherry walnut cake and it was quite good. >> What did you do yesterday? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	forest_warrior 2014-04-21 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm glad that it was only a little painful! >> And quite jealous of your cherry walnut cake. >> I had a nice lazy day, mostly! >> And ate far more egg shaped candy than I should have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-04-21 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	>> No one was injured and nothing was broken or in need of repair, which always makes for a better day! >> Oh that sounds nice? >> WAIT. >> Were you alone?! >> NO NO NO. >> I SHOULD HAVE INVITED YOU OVER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

forest_warrior
2014-04-21 10:46 pm UTC (link)

>> Oh no please don't worry over it!
>> I was going to ask Legoas to do something but...
>> I don't know.
>> I think I preferred the idea of eating my candy in peace.
>> It would have been fun, but I'm not sad!
>> Or upset!
>> Maybe it would have been a little too soon to meet your whole family, too!
>> But I like your mother.
>> I simply didn't think of it being a holiday to spend with people, that's all!

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_kili_
2014-04-21 10:55 pm UTC (link)

>> I thought every holiday WAS time to spend with family since that's what we normally do?
>> Well. Shit.
>> I feel guilty regardless.
>> And Fili's only very rarely here, anymore, and my mother really likes you too, since you eat and drink much like we do.
>> What sort of candy did you have?
>> Were they those little sugar-coated mallow birds?
>> I had blue ones!

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forest_warrior
2014-04-21 11:08 pm UTC (link)

>> That might be how normal families celebrate!
>> Mine wasn't that normal growing up, I'm afraid.
>> I like the way you eat and drink!
>> Like life is for the living!
>> And no one cares if a mess is made!
>> I had the pink ones!
>> And jelly beans.
>> And those little eggs with the candy shell on.
>> And the ones filled with peanut butter!

>> I over-ate, I admit.
>> And gave myself a stomach ache.
>> But it was worth it!

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	_kili_ 2014-04-21 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	>> I don't think we're all that normal! >> Why don't more people eat and drink like that, I wonder? >> And I also don't think the dead eat or drink. >> Although I confess I wouldn't know since I'm not dead! >> Peanut butter eggs YES! Those are so good! >> I ate handfulls of things until I couldn't eat anything more. >> Still didn't vomit! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forest_warrior 2014-04-21 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	>> Well no, I guess not. >> But your family isn't normal in a good way! >> The best way, really. >> Mine was always somewhat stuffy. >> They're my favorites! >> The ones with peanut butter in. >> I even eat the round cups during the year. >> But for some reason the eggs always taste better! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_kili_
2014-04-22 12:07 am UTC (link)

>> I KNOW.
>> You can be an honorary member of my family, since you're the Warhammer Ale girl!
>> You should come over more often for not stuffy meals!
>> I doubt anyone's going to mind.
>> THEY DO!
>> You know why? I think it's how they're constructed.
>> Like they don't have that harder rim of chocolate around it all, so you get much more of the peanut butter all over and it's not unbalanced but more an even ratio of one of this and one of that!

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	forest_warrior 2014-04-22 12:15 am UTC (link)
	>> Do you think your mother would like that? >> I wouldn't mind coming over often! >> I can bring dessert with walnuts! >> And help clean! >> THAT'S BRILLIANT. >> That has to be what it is! >> ... actually I think someone said as much on the net a week or so back. >> But it slipped my mind. >> So I'll attribute it to you instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_kili_
2014-04-22 12:39 am UTC (link)

>> She's not going to mind!
>> Here, I'll yell and ask!
[5 minutes later]
>> She said yes!
>> Sorry, we collided in mid-yell and had to pick up everything that was dropped, which was luckily only laundry and some beef jerky and my phone.
>> Dessert's welcome and so is cleaning and whatnot.
>> SHE WANTS MORE BROWNIES SO BRING THOSE IF YOU'D PLEASE!
>> Did someone say that on the net? I didn't see!
>> I actually don't know a thing about candy construction so I'd trust whoever else said it first?

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	forest_warrior 2014-04-22 12:51 am UTC (link)
	>> I'm glad you didn't break your phone! >> Of course the beef jerky must be saved at all costs. >> I will definitely bring more brownies next time! >> Do I call first or just pop over? >> I think so but I can't recall exactly! >> So I've decided I'm just going to trust your word on it anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_kili_
2014-04-22 01:25 am UTC (link)

>> If I did, it could go to the phone graveyard like the other ones did, before it!
>> Well it's jerky so of course it's valuable?
>> And she has to have something to gnaw on while she yells about all the laundry!
>> Don't bother calling, stop in around 6 or 7 in the evenings and we're usually home by then and foaming at the mouth like starving animals.
>> In fact, come over tonight if you'd like and you're not busy?
>> Nothing fancy, since we're doing the usual meat, bread, potatoes type of meal.
>> Wait! You would actually trust MY word on something?
>> IS THAT A GOOD IDEA?

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forest_warrior
2014-04-22 02:02 am UTC (link)

>> It's a horrible idea, but I'm going to do it anyway.
>> I can't help it, there's just something about your face.
>> It says 'trust me, even though I'm a trainwreck waiting to happen'.
>> As has already happened to your phone repeatedly.
>> And apparently also the laundry basket.
>> But I can stop in!
>> Only I'll have to pick up something for dessert this time.
>> There's no time to bake!

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	_kili_ 2014-04-22 02:08 am UTC (link)
	>> WHAT? >> MY FACE SAYS WHAT? >> I should be offended. >> But I'm not! >> I'm probably more of a trainwreck of the toy variety as it is. >> Bring whatever you'd like and stop by! >> I'll try not to explode the house until you get here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forest_warrior 2014-04-22 02:46 am UTC (link)
	>> Your face says you're an adorable, trustworthy trainwreck. >> That's what it says! >> I wouldn't be offended about that. >> I would appreciate it if you didn't explode the house! >> Even while I'm there. >> At least not until after we've eaten, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-04-22 02:53 am UTC (link)
	>> Adorable? >> You make me sound like some sort of puppy! >> I should be offended all over again? >> But I'm not. >> I'll try to save the house demolition until after! >> Oh oh oh! When you get here? >> I'll have to tell you bits and pieces of the dream I had where I pretended to have parasites. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forest_warrior 2014-04-22 03:02 am UTC (link)
	>> ... In all the best ways of course. >> That sounds fascinating! >> I'm going to stop at the bakery and then I'll be right there! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kili_ 2014-04-22 03:16 am UTC (link)
	>> I should hope so! >> I don't want to be accused of piddling on the floor whenever someone walks through the front door! >> Only you would think a dream where I pretended to have parasites so I wasn't eaten, is fascinating. >> That's what I like about you! >> See you soon! We'll throw a meal together, straightaway! (Reply to this) (Parent)