This is actually crazy, you realize that? I just want to establish that we're insane before I go on.
Cloned alien. I didn't dream any of that. I was being held underground in a pod in a Cadmus facility. Three guys in masks broke me out. Then there were all of these people in ridiculous costumes trying to figure out what to 'do' with me. And Cadmus, I guess, since we leveled it trying to escape.