[Mass Text Message] To: Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Thor Odinson, Natasha Romanoff, Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Orb Kaften, Loki Laffreyson, & Sif.
>> Hey. Tony here. Phil Coulson is having a birthday today, apparently. And you're all invited, plus anyone you think might want to go. >> Fury's going to pick him up, but we're all gonna meet at LazerQuest, which I bought out at the request of Steve Rogers. Trust me, it was his idea. >> Consider there a plus one, two, three, etc on this invite. Bring whoever the hell you want. >> And yes, there will be grown up beverages. Also a band, trying to pick which one. See you later, kiddos.