Yeah, you can always tell how happy we are to roll out the welcome wagon when we start reacting by arming ourselves.
That red headed spy on the network, I had a tete-a-tete with her last weekend that left with a few extra holes. You know, parting gifts. She's so very generous with my ammunition (my own fucking gun, can you even believe that? It's like amateur hour over here).
Self defense pistols, you're looking at a 9mm. That's your best bet, they're quick enough to fire off the 2 shots you need to, are all pretty damn accurate across the board, and have enough stopping power to persuade even a person like me to stop moving.
I can hook you up, but just beware that I've got all kinds of bad watching me right now. It's probably better if I have Clarice send you over one.