Kíli could have anything down his trousers. (_kili_) wrote in valarcomm,
Noooo! I can't repeat the things I just yelled out loud right now!
Why would you even do that and what did you kill them with?
Wait, you killed them.
You KILLED them.
With KILLING. Things that aren't supposed to exist but they did, like my brother and I have always talked about doing, but you were out doing it.
You are fantastic.
I want to buy you a drink now just to listen to you talk about it, if you aren't still feeling awkward about the whole me in a photo thing. Which in the grand scheme of things, isn't as weird as you fighting high fantasy creatures.
That is way more dangerous than one or two people high on baths salts, eating faces!