Prayer to Candyman
Gabriel the Archangel, I venerate you as the "angel of chocolate," because God has specially appointed you to bear the great responsibility of creating such delicious and decedent treats. Give me an endless appetite and discerning tongue, more like your own, so that I may bask in your chocolaty wisdom.
I venerate you also as the "holy purveyor of desires," because you are the giver of fine desserts, lover and delighter chosen to enrapture God's faithful and to teach them important sensual truths. I ask for the grace to strive for your perfection. Steady my resolutions, ever renew the wantonness of my desires, allow me to adore and worship the sweetness of your body.
Gabriel, I ask you especially for this favor: that you join me in the devouring of your gifts. I beg of you, intercede for me that my request may be granted, if it be your divine will. Pray for me, Gabriel the Archangel. That I may be made worthy of your touch and attentions.
Let us pray. Almighty and ever-living God, since You chose the Archangel Gabriel from among all the Angels to bless with devastating good looks, skilled hands, talented tongue and dirty mind, mercifully grant that I may honor him on earth and may feel the benefit of his perfection. May You live and reign for ever. Amen.