Re: Email response, sent out to all involved via reply-all
"First of all, I had security measures in place and normally my computer is locked down, you little know-it-all. However, the attack happened at a time when I was adding amendments to some of those notes and the notice is that the extent of the data breach is indeterminate at this time. However, my notes were quite extensive, and this subject was capable of getting through various sensor systems, my fellow scientist's guns and acid pits, explosives, nerve gases and other toxins that I use to protect this place.
"If that is not a concern to any of you, much less that she may have this information in her possession, then you are all on your own and I will wipe my hands clean of the issue.
"Furthermore, AKON WAS ONE OF MY HEAD RESEARCHERS IN SQUAD 12 AT THE SRDI IN MY DREAMS, therefore you were not as astute to notice that. And although he has utterly annoying habits, but I do trust him more than I can apparently trust any of you, because you are all like monkeys set loose without any Head Captain Yamamoto to give you much needed direction in times of duress.
"I also made sure that Akon did not use the same e-mail delivery system as the SRDI or any subsidiaries and it was sent from a secure https since it has the S on there, to show it's secure, or can't you READ?! DO YOU WANT IT ENCRYPTED IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, BECAUSE SOME OF YOU WOULD DELETE IT."