>> Are we talking about the name, or me? >> Because I'm more fun on it than my name. >> And I'm so much more gentle than like the thousand needles. >> Totally gay old man, you're not talking about your dad, right? >> Because I like your Dad. >> He hugs me like he wants to fall down and kiss the ground I walk on. >> Which would be cool. >> Weird though, cause he's thanking me for fucking his kid. >> If he tries to pay me I might scream 'I'M NOT A WHORE. I FUCK YOUR SON BECAUSE HE'S GOOD AT IT!' >> 'AND BECAUSE I LIKE HIM!' >> 'AND HE'S SO GOOD AND SWEET AND RESPECTFUL TO ME!' >> 'AND BECAUSE WE ARE TOTALLY AWESOME AND INSANE TOGETHER!' >> 'AND HE SAID HE WAS GONNA LOVE ME!' >> Are you sure I shouldn't change? >> What if he wants to come in? >> I'm in yoga pants, do you know what yoga pants do to some men? >> It is a great power! >> And also no bra, because fuck bras! >> I just can't run up and down the stairs, so sneeze really hard.