>> What if he turns out to be a normal guy? >> A normal guy who files assault charges. >> Would you come for conjugal visits when they threw me in prison? >> I don't think I'd make a good LUR. >> Still worth it though. >> Having the two of you even if just for a few minutes. >> TOO LOOK AT, I SWEAR I MEANT TO LOOK AT. >> I TOTALLY DON'T IMAGINE MYSELF SANDWICHED BETWEEN TWO OF YOU. >> OR SPIT ROASTED. >> I SWEAR MY THOUGHTS ARE ALWAYS CLEAN AND PURE!