Rita is a nosy fucker. (acidink) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2012-06-29 00:10:00 |
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Dateline: June 29, 2012 Aliens in Malibu? [A blurry photograph accompanies the article; the ‘alien’ is clearly an oblong, glowing object about the size of… well, the perspective is strange, so it’s really hard to tell. Man-sized? Car-sized? Small-plane sized?] Late on the night of June 28, residents of Malibu discovered that we are not alone in the universe. Sources say that the local police departments were flooded with calls; calls from sane, sensible residents of the affluent area who had seen something unearthly in the sky. Apparently money can’t buy you security, at least not from otherworldly visitors. If we’ve been paid a visit by the metal man from the classic The Day the Earth Stood Still, let’s hope that Michael Rennie and not Keanu Reeves will be the alien visitor who makes contact. You’re lovely, Keanu, but stick to martial arts films and stop remaking the classics! |