Sam Winchester (sammmy) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2013-10-25 23:05:00 |
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Entry tags: | percy weasley, sam winchester |
To: P.Weasley@WeasleyandWinchester.com
From: S.Winchester@WeasleyandWinchester.com
Subject: Stupid Joke
A Zombie went to a brain store to get some brains to eat. He saw a sign remarking on the quality of professional brains offered at this particular brain store. He asked the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"