Rita is a nosy fucker. (acidink) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2012-06-25 14:57:00 |
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Scandals!
Scandals!
Famed violinest Michiru Kaioh pregnant! The father? None other than race driver and famed flirt Haruka Tenoh. Our sources have told us that the two have been engaged in an ongoing affair for several months. This is, for the record, the longest engagement playboy Haruka has been involved in on record. The two began their affair shortly after being paired together on a project, and it's only recently come to light. You can thank this reporter's tireless dedication to the truth, and her incredible research skills.
Has Haruka finally settled down? Or has Michiru dashed fangirls' hopes and entrapped Haruka by sabotaging his condoms? This reporter believes that was Michiru's plan all along!
And now that she has her claws in the handsome, devilish racer, we can expect the derailment of his career in the name of safety.
Thank you, Ms. Kaioh. We'll be sure to pass along the hate mail.
Natasha Romanoff once again caught in an affair with women! Not just one, but two women accompanied her to a local high class restaurant this Sunday night. Wearing a slinky low cut dress, the actress was seen with two butch women, one of a decidely Native American persuasian, and the other with short, lesbian hair.
[Image: Dani Moonstar helping Rahne out of the Limo while Natasha looks on]
They were taken to a romantic table, where witnesses described the women as having copious amounts of "eye sex".
This reporter can only hope Ms. Romanoff's bed was large enough for this torrid affair.
Jubilation Lee, a member of the US Gymnastic's team, has been seen with notorious manslut Oliver Queen, on numerous occasions. Last month the two were witnessed exiting a sex-shop.
[Image: Jubilee and Ollie walking with bags full of sex items]
Their affair appears to be ongoing, which makes this reporter ask the question: Will she be disqualified for an assortment of STDS?
[Image: Mai and Zuko walking out of an In and Out]
Our Ambassador to Japan's daughter is well known for her perfect, prim appearance and submissive attitude, but here we have her wearing something better suited for a club than the child of a dignitary, and walking out of a fast food restaurant.
She disappeared from Japan several weeks ago, but no efforts were made to report her missing? Was there a falling out? Evidence points to a secret wedding between Mai and the man pictured with her, the son of Ozai, a rich and powerful businessman from the San Francisco area.
Mai's father, Oma, was not available for comment. It is known however that he seeks higher political office, perhaps even our Governership. Is this a ploy to gain a powerful political ally, or will Mai shame her family and ruin her father's political aspirations?
Only time will tell. I hope the honeymoon is worth it.