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DRAMA! HORROR! VIOLENCE!
This past sunday as Tony Stark and his entourage were engaged in a melee brawl with a group of deviants. Police reported minor injuries, but Mr. Stark has proven once and for all what sort of person he is!
More beneath the fold!
As you can see, we have exclusive pictures of Mr. Stark's sexual deviancy.
Is this another one of Mr. Stark's father issues, or does this stem from some other source?
Actress Natasha Romanoff, his on again off again lover was also present. Witnesses described her as being aggressive, and out of control. Experts agree that Ms. Romanoff was clearly under the effects of alcohol or drugs.
We were able to identify some of the other participants. There was a man who has been linked to Ms. Romanoff in the past, leading this reporter to wonder just how decadant Mr. Stark's bedroom can really get.
It gets even worse, my dear readers. Also present was the infamous Bruce Banner, once acquited in a controversial and obviously wrong decision over the death of Ms. Ross.
[Image: Stock photo of Bruce Banner]
Witnesses spoke truthfully of his rage and anger as he engaged the defenseless crossdressing deviants.
It is also rumored that several FBI agents and a fireman were involved, but we have been unable to confirm this. Should this come out, one would hope they would step down, as our first responders and nation's defenders should have no place for deviancy of any kid. Just ask J. Edgar Hoover.
Will these people answer for their excesses? Only time will tell!
Numerous reliable sources have brought to my attention the deliquency of one Natasha Romanoff. While in the hospital, she met with her young lover, a girl scarely into adulthood. We do not yet know the full story, but this reporter believes this girl, who we've identified as a Sansa Stark, no relation to our favorite Tony Stark. Or is there? This reporter will dig deeper!
Just yesterday, those same sources informed me that Ms. Stark is in the running for a potentially recurring park on Ms. Romanoff's Black Widow television show!
[Image: Natasha Romanoff and Sansa stark in a passionate embrace!]photoshop!
Did the young woman seduce the notorious man-eater Natasha, in order to secure the part? This reporter believes so, and her heart goes out to Tony Stark, who will surely be devastated by this news.
She also eagerly awaits the inevitable sex tape.
The disgraced middle daughter of the Frost Empire continues her descent into irrelevance. She was spotted at the posh Japanese restaurant Manchuku with the same man she'd been involved with previously. Mr. Scott Summers. A terrible name. He works at a ranch of all things! This reporter can't concieve of the high class Frost doing anything at a ranch.
Is her descent into pornography inevitable? And what of her lesbian lover? Was her heart broken? Perhaps there is an explaination for all this. This intrepid reporter will leave no leaf unturned, in her quest to uncover the truth!
The Irvine Company To Be Run By New Stark
In a surprising move by Tony Stark sources say he's given up the multi-billione dollar corporation The Irvine Company to none other than Eddard Stark. No, there is no relation between the two, but it's possible Tony doesn't know that and family-man Eddard Stark is taking advantage of Stark's frail state. Only time will tell what's next for the Irvine Company.