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Tweak says, "Wiffout you cwazy wesbians?"

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Dick Grayson ([info]gothamboy) wrote in [info]utr_logs,
"I guess we'll have to get a divorce," said Dick. His voice was somewhat flat, but he was making the effort to sound as if this were simply the logical solution instead of something he found appalling. "Y--we're clearly not ready for marriage and we were..." No one in the world would believe they were drunk enough at that point in the video to completely bypass whatever instincts they may have had. "We weren't prepared," he finished lamely.

He turned off the DVD player, then the TV, and then for good measure, unplugged them both. He walked across the room and sat down at Burt. "Look up Hawaii annulment laws." Dick doubted they would qualify. Months had passed, they were cohabitating before the marriage, they had been together for a year or so, and they hadn't discovered anything disturbing about the other between now and then.

Well, except for the fact that Dick had been thinking about proposing, but that didn't count for a married couple.

"Gosh golly, Nightwing, you don't qualify!"


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