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Dick Grayson (gothamboy) wrote in utr_logs,

"All right." Dick was almost relieved to leave the room. He wasn't exactly sure what he was feeling, and even less what he was supposed to feel. It was probably a joke anyway. They got drunk and the barkeeper did some "With this onion ring I thee wed" joke, and Barry and Iris decided to play a little joke with it. Stupid old people.

And the reason it was so confusing and yet so vaguely familiar, like a dream he couldn't remember, was because... hmm. Power of suggestion? That didn't feel right in his mind, but what did he know?

The computer was blinking at him. With a deep breath, he clicked the mouse to find the results. One marriage certificate on a date when they were in Hawaii. All right, but Richard and Caroline were common enough names, and Grayson and Kelley weren't unheard of, and with six billion people on Earth there had to be at least one other Dick and Carrie that were together, and might have gone to Hawaii.

...That was stretching, even for him. Besides, the birth dates matched, and the witnesses were people named Barry and Iris. "Shit."

Just then, Carrie's much lauded voice feature decided that Dick had been staring at the screen too long and read the contents aloud. Very loud. Burt Ward's voice said, "This certifies that Richard John Grayson and Caroline Keene Kelley were joined together in marriage on the eighteenth of February in the Year of Our Lord two-thousand and eight. Pastor Michael Andrews officiating, witnesses Barry Dibny, Iris Dibny." And because Carrie was smart enough to be too smart for her own good, Burt added, "Holy matrimony, Batman!"