two for one special... Who: Miniver Cheevy and Teague Brennan What: The half-brothers go camping at "their" castle and talk about families. When: ...um... before the second scene posted below. :P Warnings: A lot of gratuitous angst. The Cheevy/Brennan/Turner line is very, very prone to that.
Who: Miniver Cheevy and Ageless Bill Turner What: A day or so after the scene above, Miniver ends up at his second home (officially owned by Bill and Jack Sparrow) and has a bit of fun with Bill. When: After the scene posted above. :P Warnings: Sex, drugs, vampirism, boiling skin, unapologetic abuse of undead animals and children SIMULTANEOUSLY, refrence to blatently imaginary Mortal Kombat characters, and general overall naughtiness. NSFW likely applies.