"I wouldn't dream of it, Teja." Stoney carefully schooled his face to keep from smirking. Once a guitarist, always a guitarist. At least they were predictable. "I'm glad you are willing to consider my proposal."
"I thought those were intentional decor. It rather suits the band theme. Mr. Skwisgaar must have been beside himself." He trailed after Teja, making mental note of key locations like the kitchen. "Which one is the Murderface suite? I'm curious.