"I'm staying with Amy," Rose declared. Followed by a quick, "Not for the painting part."
As much as she wanted to go on her first real Time Lady mission, she knew the tactics weren't quite going to work here, not with all of them. "We'll have to keep the TARDIS classy. Does sound fun to see Jack in handcuffs, but we'll just watch from here, then swoop in to save the day if things go wrong."
Between blue people with spears, loincloths, and modern handcuffs, what could possibly go wrong?