"I have. Well, actually, I don't really know anyone here, so I was just chatting with the bartender here a bit and hoping not to be 'glitter-bombed' by ponies or Holmes." Something about that didn't seem right, but he wouldn't put it past Holmes to glitter-bomb someone. Whatever that meant.
"Better now that you're here. Someone I know. Which is you. Is here." Well, that was brilliant, Watson.