Oh, the dreaded 'or something'. Give Jack that, and you were just asking for it. And 'it' was rarely what anyone expected. Catching sight of a salesmen moving at them from one side, a customer who obviously wanted something signed at the other, Jack laughed and thought of one thing that would stop them both in their tracks if he had read them right-He grabbed Greg's shirt and pulled him down into a kiss, knowing he might get kneed in the groin but finding great satisfaction that, from the corner of his eye, he could see the salesmen stop, the customer falter, a glance be exchange and they both backed away to their corners. Gay Irish Rock Stars almost always made upper class men feel awkward.