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Neal Caffrey (classicratpack) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2011-11-12 00:10:00

Entry tags:

bb lebeau, neal caffrey

WHO: Neal and BB
WHAT: Vacation!
WHERE: See cut line!
WARNINGS: Yes. Of all kinds.

BB had told him to pack a little heavier for Dubai, implying he'd need a tux and a few other things. Neal put together a decent cross-section of things and was ready by the time she'd asked. He was kind of excited, honestly. Dubai had cash machines that sold gold bars. This really seemed like his kind of place.

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	folleconnasse 2011-11-12 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Smirking, she held her suitcase and smiled at Neal from across the room. It was their first vacation since she'd moved in with him, and even though it was just for a weekend, she was excited. "So, something you should know. You're the executive of a fake biomedical company, and I'm your mistress." She winked at him as she straightened his tie. (Reply to this)

	classicratpack 2011-11-12 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Neal laughed. "You ... you, I like." He kissed her, grinning. "Let's get going. Who knows who I am, just the reservation agent? Or other staff?" He absolutely loved that she indulged him like this. (Reply to this)

	folleconnasse 2011-11-12 06:30 am UTC (link)
	"I'd assume all staff. Better just to keep that sort of thing up unless we're in private, right?" She hoisted her Vuitton suitcase and walked toward the car. "We'll park the Jag at the airport, take the airport transport in. I figure that's easiest." (Reply to this)

	classicratpack 2011-11-12 06:32 am UTC (link)
	"It's also nondescript." Neal nodded, smiling and picking up his case and garment bag. "You criminal mastermind, you. Let's get going." (Reply to this)

folleconnasse
2011-11-12 06:37 am UTC (link)

She couldn't help but chuckle. Nothing about this weekend would be nondescript, but he didn't know that yet. Putting their bags in the trunk, BB drove them to the portkey, reaching out and tapping it with her right hand.

Then it was easy enough to drive the car over to the valet station, grinning when they got out. "It is good to see Miss Ilsa again. And this must be Mr. Tabernackle."

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classicratpack
2011-11-12 06:43 am UTC (link)

Neal remembered that name, and it was all he could do not to grin. Still, he kept a calm face as he got out of the car, aviators in place, inclining his head to the valet. "A pleasure ... the car's just been repainted; please be careful with it." A flash of a fake smile; a fifty handed over with the keys. "I believe our transport should be waiting. Did you arrange that, angel?" A casual glance at BB; this man would expect a yes and not even entertain the possibility of a no.

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	folleconnasse 2011-11-12 06:47 am UTC (link)
	BB smiled and wrapped an arm around Neal's waist, smiling up at him. "Of course I did." The valet manager smiled and nodded. "Miss Ilsa has arranged our most luxurious transport." A Rolls Royce drove up from behind them, and BB winked up at him. The valet manager opened the door for them to get into the backseat. "The car shall take you to your transport, Mr. Tabernackle." (Reply to this)

	classicratpack 2011-11-12 06:53 am UTC (link)
	"Thank you." Neal flashed a more genuine smile, nodding slightly. "I appreciate it being seen to." He handed BB into the car before coming in himself, settling in the luxurious back seat. "So, what is this transport?" He took her hand, half himself and half the alias at this point. "Are we not just driving up to our accommodations?" (Reply to this)

	folleconnasse 2011-11-12 06:55 am UTC (link)
	BB just laughed and beeped his nose, leaning against him. "I'm sure our things will be driven there, sweetie, but that would take too long for us." The chauffeur agreed with a guffaw. "That is fifteen more minutes out of your stay! You two are young and in love, you should enjoy the view from your room. Mr. Tabernakle, he has the royal suite, yes? We hope to see him more often." (Reply to this)

	classicratpack 2011-11-12 06:57 am UTC (link)
	Royal? It was hard to keep a straight face. "I believe so, yes. I was grateful that your esteemed management had the vacancy." He looked over at BB, smiling fondly. That didn't require any acting. "I can also have some important consultations while here in Dubai, as well." He lit a cigarette, noticing the pristine ashtrays in the door handles. (Reply to this)

	folleconnasse 2011-11-12 07:00 am UTC (link)
	BB winked at him, smirking broadly when the car approached a helipad. Yet another besuited man walked up to her and opened the car door. "Miss Ilsa, Mr. Tabernakle, the helicopter is ready to take you to the hotel." She nodded and reached out to take the man's hand as he helped her out of the Rolls. (Reply to this)

	classicratpack 2011-11-12 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Helicopter. Oh. Neal had to play it cool, but he'd never been in a helicopter before and had no idea what to expect. And what the hell kind of hotel had a helipad? Then again, this was Dubai. Neal thanked the man, offering BB his arm as they headed toward the machine in the distance. It couldn't possibly be that bad. Right? (Reply to this)

	folleconnasse 2011-11-12 07:05 am UTC (link)
	Once they were in the backseat of the helicopter, BB turned to look at him. "I hope you like this. It's honestly a little ridiculous, even for me." She smiled and pointed at the spire in the distance. "We've got the twenty-fifth floor." (Reply to this)

	classicratpack 2011-11-12 07:07 am UTC (link)
	Neal craned his neck to look, and just laughed. "It looks like something out of the future." Futuristic and amazing. "It'll be beautiful from the air, I'm sure." Hopefully his little flutter of nerves would go unnoticed. (Reply to this)

	folleconnasse 2011-11-12 07:09 am UTC (link)
	She nodded and kissed him gently, eeping faintly when they lifted off. She didn't think anyone would think it was too disparate when he seemed a bit confused; just because he was a biomedical bigshot didn't mean he was in helicopters all the time. (Reply to this)

	classicratpack 2011-11-12 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Neal chuckled, though it was partly from adrenaline; he'd felt that jump himself and it wasn't entirely comfortable. Still, it wasn't awful, and in fact, he could enjoy the view. It was kind of breathtaking. "Oh, wow." (Reply to this)

	folleconnasse 2011-11-12 07:18 am UTC (link)
	The ocean was the sort of blue that she didn't think could exist in nature; in fact, it looked like the hotel was on an island in the middle of the world's largest swimming pool. It made her sigh, and she wrapped her arms around Neal a bit more firmly. (Reply to this)

	classicratpack 2011-11-13 01:10 am UTC (link)
	Neal could only stare, really, just bowled over by the building. It looked like a movie set. "This is really a real place. Right? It's not some elaborate holographic prank?" (Reply to this)

	folleconnasse 2011-11-13 01:15 am UTC (link)
	"Nope. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it. We're going to stay in the Burj Al Arab for the weekend. I'm sure you'll like it." She stroked his cheek, scooting closer to him. (Reply to this)

	classicratpack 2011-11-13 01:35 am UTC (link)
	"I'm sure I will." Neal laughed. He wasn't exactly up on Dubai, but he'd make sure to get up. "This is amazing." (Reply to this)

	folleconnasse 2011-11-13 01:49 am UTC (link)
	"I knew you'd like it, Steve." She used his alias with her flirty voice, nibbling his ear gently. "I wonder what Steve's like in bed," she whispered teasingly. (Reply to this)

	classicratpack 2011-11-13 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Neal smirked. "Well, he's got an ice cold Swedish mistress. You do the math." He smiled, doing his best to look innocent and knowing he was failing miserably. "Everyone knows still waters run deep." (Reply to this)

	folleconnasse 2011-11-13 01:57 am UTC (link)
	She chuckled and tossed her hair. "I hope you're saying what I think you're saying." The hotel came into his view, and she smirked, letting her head rest on his shoulder. "We'll land on the helipad on the roof, and then take our elevator to the villa." (Reply to this)

classicratpack
2011-11-13 02:00 am UTC (link)

"On the roof?" Oh jeez. Neal laughed, kissing her forehead. "Everyone knows Swedes are into kinky stuff," he murmured, wanting to make her laugh.

The helicopter landed on a platform that seemed far too ridiculously small to land on, but there they were. There was a hotel employee there to greet them, effusive as he was, handing BB out of the chopper and then offering Neal a hand. "Hello, sir and Madam! Welcome to the Burj al'Arab!"

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folleconnasse
2011-11-13 02:03 am UTC (link)

"Yes they are," she murmured. "Lucky for you, I'm half Norwegian." Winking at him, she got out of the helicopter and proceeded to charm the shit out of the concierge, shaking his hand and flirting with him just enough to barely be scandalous, but not enough to offend.

As they walked to the elevator, she murmured to herself in Swedish, then shook her head and corrected herself in English. "Mister Al-Maktoum, if you could schedule our dinner to be brought up in two hours, I'd appreciate it. I need to take a bath to recenter myself after the flight." The Swedish accent was pronounced, and she made sure to never walk in front of Neal.

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