"I was just saying, it'd be a bit of an insult to everyone involved, really - gay boys and you. I was mostly being silly, I can't even think of how I'd insult you - " There was more to her sentence, but he was rubbing her back. She'd assumed he'd just tentatively put some lotion on her, maybe eeping while he did it, but he found a knot below one of her shoulderblades that turned her into putty. "Mmph, shit," she muttered.